// a guy who trapped on the internet //
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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

tokomon:

reaching legend status

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literallyrad:

who was i before katy perry

  • parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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beyonseh:

"The lowest peak for the VMAs was 1.9 million viewers during the Australian Band 5 Seconds of Summer’s performance"

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pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker